You sure seem to be drinking a lot of whiskey, lately. You don’t want ta end up dependent on it… so you grab a bottle of scotch instead.
You pour a large glass and gulp it down, eyes closed. Warmth spreads through your body and you sigh, content to shuffle back over to your chair and have another glass.
You spend the next hour gulping liquor, your straw hat on your knee. You wonder why more people don’t do this to get rid of feelings.